What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has no "L" (NOEL)

What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?

Silent Night

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can hoe hoe hoe.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What kind of bird can write?

A pen-guin.

What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?

I'll have a BOO Christmas without you.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?

Sandy Claws!

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?

Crisp Kringle

What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?

Neither, candles always burn shorter!

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Kringle

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

He had low elf esteem.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic